Just what we need with new email accounts for students
OK, are people really that gullible and do they actually believe this stuff happens so much that they have to forward these emails. Come on.
I laughed until I cried. You do have to scroll down a bit to get to the post. Enjoy!!
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Where is Lizzy Manning when a gullible joke comes around? I am only joking, but that is the first thing I thought of. Some of the "advice" is reasonable enough that if you're thinking cap was on a little too tight, you might actually believe it. Be careful to shield the computer monitor as you read this e-mail; you never know when a fresh-y may be looking over your shoulder and go into frenzy about wiping off all pop cans, envelopes, door handles, and remotes. Not to mention the catastrophe that would ensue if anyone happened to lead the freshman to believe that deodorant can cause cancer. Their current hygienic situation, already dire, would continue to degrade in nature until it reached the point of a heinous crime against humanity. While reading these e-mails was very funny I will continue to protect my classmates and school, shield the screen and prevent any gullible eyes from falling into such a trap.
"I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels."
Oh. Good. Lord. xD
and..."ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason." ...ain't nothin' wrong with that. I usually rinse off my sodas before drinking them anyways haha :D
"BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains." Eh. Acidic though...haha ;D
Haha, didn't really laugh a whole lot (I blame the time) and I wasn't really aware that that was a uh...blog until after I finished reading it all. Then I realized that that WAS the blog and I had totally been oblivious to it. Of course, only I would fail like that ;)
I don't know if we can still comment on this one or not, but wow, how gullible can some people get to believe this stuff? I have to admit that when i get one of those Christian fowards, i do feel kindof guilty not fowarding it on to like ten people. Deodorant causes cancer, you can't pick up a five dollar bill in the parking lot because it was placed by a sex mollestor who is going to grab your leg if you bend down, and don't drink coke because it cleans toilets; who on earth would believe this and actually pass it on? I don't know exactly, but i am assuming that i know a few that would. Just saying that that is pretty sad when some people believe everything they read or are sent in an e-mail.
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Where is Lizzy Manning when a gullible joke comes around? I am only joking, but that is the first thing I thought of. Some of the "advice" is reasonable enough that if you're thinking cap was on a little too tight, you might actually believe it. Be careful to shield the computer monitor as you read this e-mail; you never know when a fresh-y may be looking over your shoulder and go into frenzy about wiping off all pop cans, envelopes, door handles, and remotes. Not to mention the catastrophe that would ensue if anyone happened to lead the freshman to believe that deodorant can cause cancer. Their current hygienic situation, already dire, would continue to degrade in nature until it reached the point of a heinous crime against humanity. While reading these e-mails was very funny I will continue to protect my classmates and school, shield the screen and prevent any gullible eyes from falling into such a trap.
"I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels."
Oh. Good. Lord.
xD
and..."ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason." ...ain't nothin' wrong with that. I usually rinse off my sodas before drinking them anyways haha :D
"BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains." Eh. Acidic though...haha ;D
Haha, didn't really laugh a whole lot (I blame the time) and I wasn't really aware that that was a uh...blog until after I finished reading it all. Then I realized that that WAS the blog and I had totally been oblivious to it. Of course, only I would fail like that ;)
Although they are pretty great =]
I don't know if we can still comment on this one or not, but wow, how gullible can some people get to believe this stuff? I have to admit that when i get one of those Christian fowards, i do feel kindof guilty not fowarding it on to like ten people. Deodorant causes cancer, you can't pick up a five dollar bill in the parking lot because it was placed by a sex mollestor who is going to grab your leg if you bend down, and don't drink coke because it cleans toilets; who on earth would believe this and actually pass it on? I don't know exactly, but i am assuming that i know a few that would. Just saying that that is pretty sad when some people believe everything they read or are sent in an e-mail.
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